The Devil Is In The Details…
For all intents and purposes, I consider myself a borderline obsessive compulsive. I in no way mean to diminish the plight people with medically diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). But I have to be honest with myself (and you), and admit that I definitely have tendencies toward OCD-type behavior. Let’s call it “OCD-Light“. And the reason, I’m bringing it up is that it’s getting in the way of my road to rock and roll stardom!!!
I mean, look, I’m not saying that I bathe in Lysol®…but I do like to have a trusty bottle of Purell® hand sanitizer nearby at all times. I may not lock and unlock my front door a specific number of times in a row before entering or leaving the house, but I do brush my teeth in exactly the same fashion every time (top right row first, bottom right row next, then top left, and finally bottom left). And as for tidiness (the bane of my existence), everything HAS to be in its proper place. When it is not, I lose it! And these days, due to my unusually busy schedule, I’ve let things slip at home. The messier things gets, the more lost I feel! I can’t focus. I keep getting distracted by any task that is NOT the task I am currently addressing. I can’t finish a song…I can barely organize a rehearsal…and I can’t get my CD marketing and promo work off the ground. And to my cluttered mind, it’s all because things are messy! How ridiculous is that?!
It’s affecting every task I need to complete! I need help…professional help. Most musicians would probably think a manager, agent, or publicist…or maybe a psychiatrist…all people I could truly use. But right now, I would settle for a bloody cleaning lady (or gentleman)! I mean, having my stuff in disarray is so debilitating for me, that I couldn’t even figure out how to go about acquiring a manager, agent or publicist…or psychiatrist…even if I wanted to! Knowing me, I might actually start to make a list of potential people…and then quickly realize that my clothes need sorting, or my papers need shredding, or that damn blog I keep meaning to write needs writing…oh wait…I just did it! I’m almost finished my blog now! I’m actually about to accomplish a task! It’s a miracle! I’m cured! YES!!! I can see clearly now, Johnny Nash, the rain has gone!
Finally, I can get on with my life, and get back to the important task of making music for the masses!!! Now…if I could only find my guitar pick…oh, crap, it must be under that pile of lyric sheets…you know, I should really sort those out…speaking of sorting, I’ve got to get my song demo CD’s in order too…yuck, they’re full of fingerprints! Better get the Purell®. But before I do that…I should brush my teeth. Now let’s see…top right row first…